Bathtub Jokes / Recent Jokes
After Mrs. Jacobs found out her husband was sterile, the couple decided to hire a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jacobs kissed his wife and said' I'm off to work, Lydia. The guy should be here soon.' Wouldn't you know it, a door-to-door baby photographer came by half an hour later, hoping to make a sale. Mrs. Jacobs answered the door.' Good morning, ma'am. You don't know me, but I've come to...'' Oh yes, I know why you're here. Harry told me you'd be coming soon.'' He did? But I...'' Come right in! No use wasting time. '' Very well, then.' The photographer took out his briefcase and sat down.' As you may already know, I've made a specialty of babies.'' Good, I'm glad,' said Mrs. Jacobs.' That's just what Harry and I were looking for.'' I usually like to try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed,' said the photographer.' The living room floor is fun too...you can really spread out.'' Bathtub? Living room more...
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry.
Q: What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of laundry.