Beanie Jokes

on day santa clause, the toothfaire, and the easter bunny walked up to ahotel to rent a room. the lady at the counter said the only room they had left was the honted house room, and santa clause says "any room will do thank you" and when they got to the room santa clause went to the bathroom while the toothfarie and the easter bunny put there bags up well when they started to open the closet door the closet said "im the ghoust from beanie whenie you open this closet ill chop off your whenie.well when santa clause came out of the bathroom he seen the bags lieing and the floor and went to put them in the closet well when he went to open the closet it said"im the ghoust from beanie whenie you open that closet ill chop off your whenie" santa clause said" im the ghoust from christmas pass you come out that closet ill kick your ass.

A guy walks into a store an asked where the beanie weanies were.the clerk said"
Down the hall to your left you can't miss it."
So he went down the hall to the right and a gost came up "
I'm the gost of baenie waenie tuch my baenie I'll cut off your waenie."
the guy ran home crying .Another guy comes in and asked where the baenie waenies were the clerk said"
Down the hall to your left you can't miss it."
so he went there a gost comes up and said"
Im the gost of baenie waenie tuch me baenie I'll cut off your waenie."
the guy ran home crying .Another guy comes in an asked where the baenie waenies were the clerk said "
Down the hall to your left you cant miss it."
so he went down the hall to his left a gost came up and said "
I'm the gost of baenie waenie tuch my baenie I'll cut off your waenie."
and the guy said im the gost of christmas past tuch my dick I'll kick your ass."