Beauty Jokes / Recent Jokes

A little boy came running into the kitchen.' Dad, dad' he said,' there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face'' Tell him you've already got one,' said his father!

My wife seems to be losing her sense of humor for no apparent reason.
Why just the other day, she got mad when she announced that she was going to the beauty parlor.
I asked, "are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"

"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.' 'Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' "No-spaghetti!''

Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been engaged for such a long time!

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before" "Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted" "Really", he said, "Where do you usually go? "

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear.' Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother,' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.'' OK, said Johnny,' why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch? '

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do!