Beemar Jokes

THE following ode is applicable to the large population of India:
Beemar aap hain, beemar hain ham,
Beemar saara zamaana; Chor aur police rnein farq sirf itna
Ek vardi mein hain, doosra bina vardee. Barhti huee aabaadee ne kee yeh barbaadee. (You are sick, I am sick, the entire world is sick; the only difference between a policeman and a thief is that one is in uniform, the other has none. It is our increasing population that has brought this ruination.)