Beige Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

When having sex, a prostitute is thinking, "When will this be over so I can get paid?" A slut is thinking, "Is THAT it?" What is a blonde thinking? "Beige... I'm going to paint the ceiling beige!"

After sex:
Hooker asks: "Well sweetheart, did you get your money's worth?"
Mistress; "Darling, did you enjoy that as much as I did?"
Wife; " Beige,.... Beige,.... I think I'll paint the ceiling Beige."