Belly Jokes / Recent Jokes
I told my wife her belly was too big.
She said, "That's a bit below the belt."
"Exactly." I said.
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button??? Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.
Why did the blond have a sore belly button?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Q: How do babies get their belly buttons?
A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row, then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, "You're done, you're done, you're done, - - -"