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The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says' you can have ANYTHING you want!'" "Good choice," says the first guy, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway.
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike, ” the cop said “did Santa bring it to you? ”
“Yep, ” the little girl said, “he sure did! ”
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it. ”
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you? ”
“Yes, he sure did, ” chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top. ”
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop.
Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles.
Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he more...
Q. Why did the kid fall off his bike?
A. Because someone threw a fridge at him.
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.
He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Forgetting completely about the cyclist he's towing, the Corvette pulling the bike immediately took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 90 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and more...
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said,' did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little boy said,' he sure did!'
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said,' Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.'
To go along with the cop, the little boy said,' Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes, He sure did,' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said,' Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.'
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.