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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

Why dont women blink during foreplay? They dont have time.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or ou t." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with more...

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Maine is the only state in the U.S. whose name is just one syllable. (I'll
bet you're going to check this out.)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or
purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Are you
doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for
accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read
left to right or right to left
(palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going more...

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt" (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words' racecar',' kayak', and' level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous" – tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are more...

4 guys go to this job interview. They all pass a test, and have one final verbal question from the employer. They all file in in front of him.
"Ok," said the employer, "I have to ask you one more question, and this decides if you start working for me."
He goes up to this first guy and asks, "What is the fastest thing in the world?"
The guy looks at him, and goes, "A thought. I mean, it just appears in your head."
"OK... " the boss goes.
He walks up to the nexy guy.
"What is the fastest thing in the world?"
"Ummm... a blink of an eye. It is just like, you dont even notice you blink at all."
"Ok..., " he says as he walked up to the third guy, "and you?"
This guy answers right away, "Turning on the light. I mean, you just flick it on and it is there."
"Alright." He walks up to the last guy.
"You know the question... "
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