Blond Jokes / Recent Jokes
This two ladies, one with red hair and the other one blond, went to a nice restaurant to have lunch.
The waiter asks the blonde if she would like something to drink and she ordered a pepsi. And the lady with the red hair, oredered a double bols and coke.
After the waiter have left, the blond says that she was'nt aware that she could have order anything like that.
When the waiter returned with the orders, she asked him to cancel the pepsi, and bring something else instead. Sure the waiter replied, what will it be then?
Two dicks and a pepsi please!
a guy was driving and suddenly, 'THUMP',
....He hit a hare [and the man was a nature lover]annyway he lies down and starts crying .A bit later a blond drives by checks the guy crying so she stops and says whats wrong so the man replies its the hare its dead its dead.So the blond goes back to her car and pulls out a can and sprays the hare . suddenly the hare jumps up waves jumps waves and continues doing this then the man says what did you do? and what is that stuff? so the blond reads hair spray....restores hair adds permanent wave.
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready. . . Aim. . . " Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready. . . Aim. . . " The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready. . . Aim. . . "
The blond shouts, "fire!!"
a girl walkes home from school one day and says mummy we had a conteast of who could count from 1 2 10 and i won. whys that mummy is it cuz im blond.
the mum says yes dear and she goes to bed.
the next day the girl walks home from school and tells her mum we had a nuther conteast for who caould suck faster and i won. whys that mummy is it cuz im blond the mum says yes dear.she goes to bed.
the next day the girl comes home from school and says mummy we had a nuther conteast today and i won it was for the one with this biggest boobs. well done dear its cuz ur 22.
by jack m w
How do you kill a dumb blond?
You put a scrach and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
a blond a brunette and a ginger girl were all sittin on an island 30 miles away from turkey and they all decided to try and get to turkey so the ginger girl swam 5 miles and drowned the brunette swam 10 miles and drowned the blond swam 15 miles decided she couldnt swim any more so swam back