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Aftrer serving in Afganistan, some GIs were were lucky to spend the festive season with their families. The lucky ones were in Germany to catch the connecting flight to the USA. Yet there was a considerable dealy in waiting. Hence, the last remaining nine Officers were requested to share a large army style room.
There were three of each from the Army, Ari Force and Navy respectively. As allocated they grouped into three sections of the same hall. When they were about to settle in their beds an actractive young blond was also brought to the very place as there were no accomadation anywhere else. The co-operative entertainer, did not mind in sharing the same hall as there was no other alaternative.
Following morning at the breakfast the waiter asked each group what they would like to drink. The Army, Air Force and Navy settled down with black coffee. The blond ordered, Indian Tea with no milk and suger. The the waiter asked how come she not settle for coffee. She promptly more...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dum blond jokes when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee!"
Why did the blond cross the road?
I don't know.
Neither did he.
why does a blond chick have bruise aroud her belly button b b-cuz blond guys are domb too
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician
202. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
203. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde ???
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
204. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
205. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
206. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
207. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
208. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
209. Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
210. Q: What more...
Why does a blond jump off of a 100 story building?
GIVE UP?
To see if here maxie pads really do have wings.
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blond electrician202. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.203. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde ??? A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children! 204. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.205. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.206. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.207. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.208. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.209. Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie? A: She liked to be filled with cream.210. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that more...