Blond Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why did the blond have a sore belly button?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.

A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking
handsome man gets on.
So then the brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow", he is so
good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off".
"I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the
brunette.
All of a sudden the blond turned to the brunette with a confused
look and said, "Ok, but how do you give shoulders?"

A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow", he is sogood looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off"."I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said thebrunette. All of a sudden the blond turned to the brunette with a confusedlook and said, "Ok, but how do you give shoulders?"

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.

Three women [a brunette a red head and a blond], had just finished robbing a bank and they were running from the police. To try and lose them, they jumped into a shed.
The police officer followed them into the shed and started to look for them. He noticed three sacks. He poked the 1st one which said Live Chickens and the red head started clucking like a chicken. He then moved on to the next bag that said live pigs. He poked it and the brunette started oinking like a pig. He then saw another sack that said potatoes and he decided to poke it. The blond said... "potatoes."

Why did the blond take her typewriter to the hospital?
Because she missed a period and she thought she was pregnant.

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"? (letters only). He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile andsaid as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled "S-H-I-T." The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,"T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."