Blond Jokes / Recent Jokes

How would you drown a blond?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the swimming pool

Q: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

A blond and her friends went to a bank to rob it. The blond's job was to get the code for the vault they wanted to rob. Finally, the blond came back to the vault and began punching in numbers. Each time she typed in a number it beeped a different sound. A friend asked, "Do you know the code?"
The blond said, "No, but listen." She made a whole bunch of beeps then said, "It's the funky town music!"

Two blondes were fishing on a river in B.C. They were on opposit sides of the river and using the same tackle. How ever only one young blond was catching fish, and she was catching a lot.
Finaly the other blond couldn't stand it any longer and she asked "How do you get to the other side of the river? " The other blond thought about it for a while and finaly answered " You are already there."

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I'm going to use my vibrator""So, what when the batteries run out?" asked her friend"I'll just fake an orgasm like always."

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellooooooo" answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her friend said, "Who ever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" HellOOOooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"