Blond Jokes / Recent Jokes

A blond bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again.
The neighbor suggested that the blond notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.
The neighbor suggested that the blond measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.

Q.Your in California and you ask a blond
wich is farther the moon or NY?
A.She would say duh NY you cant see it!
(Joshua age 10)

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

a blond decided to change her carer and become a mot tester.
her new boss told her that she would need to watch what he does.
then he asked her to cheak that the indicators were working ok.
the blond stood at the back of the car and was asked the question again.
the blonde repled " yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"

A blond decides that she needs to go shopping
As she buys 8 bottles of hair spray the man behind her asks "Why buy that much hair spray"
She said "Your right it will go bad, but I hear it stays good for a week after it goes bad".

How do you confuse a blond?
Put her in a curricular room and tell her to pee in the corner

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl!