Blueberry Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was this bartender working one shift then this guy comes in Naked and the tender says where did you come from? the guy says Blueberry Hill! Next another naked guy comes in and again the tender says where did you come from? the guy says Blueberry Hill! Next another naked guy comes in then, where did you come from? the guy says Blueberry Hill! Then a naked women comes in and the guy says wait let me guess you just got off blueberry hill? then she says how could i get off blueberry hill if i am blueberry hill???
Then the tender says Can I go to BLueberry Hill? THen she replys Let me first open the entrance gate while you get the car ready??

A professer was teaching class when this male student walks in late. The teacher says "Where were you?" the student answers on Blueberry Hill. A second male student walks in and the professer says "Where were you?" The student says Bluebberry Hill. and the third male student walks in and the professer asks the same thing and he says Blueberry Hill.A female student walks in late and the proffesser said "let me guess you were on Blue Berry Hill." she said no I am Blue Berry Hill!!!"

There was a teacher getting ready for class and she was waiting for 3 boys to arrive.
The first boy comes in the class with no pants on but is wearing a t-shirt and undies.
The teacher ask" Where have you been?"
The boy says "I went on Blueberry Hill".
The second boy enters the class with no t-shirt on but is wearing pants and undies.
The teacher asks" Where have you been?"
The boy says "I went on Blueberry Hill?"
The third boy enters the class with no pants and undies but is wearing a t-shirt.
The teacher asks him " Where have you been?"
The boys says " I went on Blueberry Hill".
Now this girl enters the class with nothing on. The teacher says " I suppose you went on Blueberry Hill, right?"
And the girl says " No miss, I am Blueberry Hill".

Q. What is blue and goes up and down?
A. A blueberry in an elevator!
Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberry?
A. They're both blue, except for the elephant.
Q: What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?
A: A Blueberry Jam!
Q. What do you get when you merge IBM and Apple
A. Blueberry Macs
Mr. Spock: "What is the formula for PI?"
Chekov: "Er... apple or blueberry, sir?"

3 boys showed up late for school one day, the first kid said he was on blueberry hill and the second and third said the same.

Then the new girl showed up for class and the teacher said who are you and the new kid said "I'm Blueberry Hill."

there are three boys and one came to school late the techer said weir were you he said on blueberry hill he said ok take your sate and the seken boy came in and he only had pants on and the techer said weir were you and he said on blueberry hill ok take your sete the threed boy came in and the techer said weir were you he said on blueberry hill ok take your sate then a girl came in and the techer said weir were you no let me gess you were on blueberry hill no I am blueberry hill.

One day a boy came in late for the first day of school and the teacher asked why he was late and he said, "I was doing naked pushups on Blueberry Hill" and the teacher told him to sit down. Then another boy came in and the teacher asked him why he was late and he said, "I was doing naked pushups on Blueberry Hill" and the teacher told him to sit down. last came a girl and the teacher said "let me guess, you were doing naked pushups on Blueberry Hill and the little girl said "no, I am Blueberry Hill".