Boardroom Jokes

Having joined the Whitehouse staff as an intern, Monica was all
out to impress. One fine morning Bill Clinton instucted
Monica to set the clock in the boardroom. However after searching
Boardroom for a while she realised that there was no clock in the
room. She turned around to find Mr Clinton stading behind her
with his pants around his ankles.
Miss Lewinsky: Sir, I cannot find a clock in the room
Mr Clinton: Look around
Miss Lewinsky: Sir, i still can't find a clock.
Clinton looks down at his swollen member and says
"There it is, there is the clock! !!!"refering to his member
Miss Lewinsky: But Sir,. .... That is not a clock
Mr Clinton: IT WILL BE IF YOU PUT A FACE AND TWO
HANDS ON IT! !!!! 1