Bobby Jokes / Recent Jokes

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless more...

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "Bobby," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look, I don`t know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don`t call anyone by their first name. "It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that`s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is Bobby Darling." "Okay, Bobby, the next thing I want to tell you is..."

NICE HONEST JACK IS WALKING ALONG THE STREET WHEN HE SEES BOBBY
"HI BOBBY"
BOBBY REPLIES "ALRIGHT THERE JACK ME LAD"
AT THIS POINT JACK LOOKS DOWN AND IS AMAZED, JACKS SEES THAT BOBBY HAS A STERING WHEEL STICKING OUT OF HIS FLIES
"BOBBY DO YOU KNOW THERES A STERING WHEEL STICKING OUT OF YOUR FLIES"
AT THIS BOBBY REPLIES " YEH I KNOW ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"

It was a average day in Bobby's first grade class. Around 11:00 he had to go to the bathroom, so he raised his hand and ask the teacher. The teacher noticed this pattern and asked him a question " Bobby, if you want to go to the restroom, you have to recite the A-B-C's" Bobby being a below average student slowly recited
"a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z"
The teacher noticed that he was missing a letter so the teacher replied "Umm..Bobby, what happen to the p?" Bobby replied "Oh, I'm sorry Ms.Swanson, but its runnung down my leg

one day at school the teacher said "Bobby look out side do you see the grass, bobby said yes and do u see the sky bobby said yes do u see god or heaven bobby said no than the teacher said, than god doesnt exist so a girl raised her hand can i ask a question and the teacher said yes bobby do you see the grass, he said YES! do you see the sky bobby said YES!!! do u see the teachers brain, no, than based on wat we learned she doesnt have one

Billy, Bobby and Joe had a spree in the fruit orchard. They tore all the fruit from the trees, gorged themselves, then threw fruit and generally vandalized the place. When the farmer caught them, he called the police and had them taken into custody. When the boys appeared before the judge after spending a night in jail, he asked them if they had learned their lesson. The first boy replied, "Yes, sir. All that fruit made me sick. My dad's a doctor, and he told me never to do that again!" The second boy was from a military family, "My dad told me that if I ever get in trouble with the law again, I can kiss Sandhurst goodbye!" The third boy told the judge, "You bet I won't do it. My dad's a lawyer, and I'm gonna sue that farmer for damages to my pants that got tore jumping his fence!"

Two gay men{ Bobby and Peter) wre walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men (Peter) just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs Peter, drags him into the cage and has his way with him for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and Peter is taken away to the hospital.
The next day Bobby visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?", Peter shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written...