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london transport i.e trains and busses are putting their fairs up, london tube stations are going up an arm and a leg and london buses prices are going thru the roof!!

What happens to a guy named Bob when he is a dick?
Go to www.bobisadick.com and find out!

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man
who had recently passed away. One cannibal says, "
Look at this! You start
at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle."
So
the two cannibals start eating. After a half an hour one stops eating,
looks up and says, "
I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you
doing?"
The other cannibal answers, "
This is great! I'm havin' a ball!"
The other cannibal says, "
Hey, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Q: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
A: "Good Morning Ladies"!!!

Guy-Knock, Knock
Girl-Who's there?
Guy-Emersom
Girl-Emersom who?
Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!

Wait!!! Who the hell are making up these dumb ass jokes.well who ever is shut up and give me deep throte.
Ha ha ha ha..

Confucious say...
All who fly upside-down have crack up.
He who stand on toilet high on pot.
He who shits brick has square hole.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.