Boras Jokes

A swarm of bees invaded a dugout-level suite belonging to agent Scott Boras. The bees left immediately when Boras stung ten of them.

Scott Boras believes the Mets have enough money to afford Roy Halladay's salary. We believe Scott Boras has enough money to afford Roy Halladay's salary.

Agent Scott Boras has said that he would like to see major changes to the World Series. The first change we'd recommend is that Scott Boras isn't allowed anywhere near the World Series.