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DEAR WIFE

I'm writing this letter to you to tell you that I'm leaving you.

I've been a good man to you for seven years, yet I have nothing to show for it.

Life with you is unbearable. I called you at work just to see if you wanted to have lunch ( you know, maybe try to reconnect) and your boss told me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new aircut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand-new pair of silk boxers to bed.

You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching TV. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want to be intimate or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore.

Whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your Ex-husband

P. S.: Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia, if that's a problem, TOUGH!

DEAR more...

One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs".
They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He
said briefs.
They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He
said boxers.
Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or
"briefs"? And the old man replied - "depends?"

Many of us have heard the story of the time in 1992 when Clinton went on Mtv and some girl asked him "America is _dying_ to know: Is it boxers, or briefs?" The candidate then feigned embarrassment and said "Boxers."
In 1995, some guy decided to ask Speaker Newt the same question. Newt appropriately answered back "That was a stupid question."
This year, someone decided that America must know what citizen Dole wears. "Is it boxers, or briefs?" With a straight face he answered back, "Depends..."

One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs".They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid briefs.They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid boxers.Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or"briefs"? And the old man replied - "depends?"

On News Years Eve, a thin and bony husband is walking around in the house wearing only his boxers.
His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, "Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute. Go and put something on."
"Oh no, I won't," he says. "I want everybody to see how you feed your husband..."
"Really? Then take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there's nothing that I should feed you for."