Boycott Jokes

When Jessica was asked to comment on Mackenzie Phillip's allegation that her father had sex with her, she replied " I think it's terrible and to show support I am going to boycott Papa John's and Poppycock immediately!"

Yorkshiremen are known for their devotion to cricket. In fact, one day, an avid Yorkshire fan was asked,

'If your wife and Geoff Boycott were in a house that was falling over a cliff, who would you save?'

'Are you kidding?' was the reply.' My wife's a lousy bat.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the real poo!

Thousands of Kenyan women have vowed to go on a weeklong sex strike to protest their country's leadership in hopes that the boycott will persuade men to pressure the government to make peace. I admire what these women are doing, although its really just a week that nobody gets AIDS.