Mackenzie Jokes
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Yesterday
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.
Eleanor Rigby
Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard
And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal
Finding some code
That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Guru MacKenzie
Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
Isn't it fun?
Look at him more...When Jessica was asked to comment on Mackenzie Phillip's allegation that her father had sex with her, she replied " I think it's terrible and to show support I am going to boycott Papa John's and Poppycock immediately!"
Mackenzie Phillips talks to Oprah about her book where she admits to an incestuous affair with her singer father, John Phillips.
In book related news… Miley Cyrus has stopped the release of her new book due to a nervous breakdown of her father, Billy Ray Cyrus.Mackenzie Phillips only orders pizza from Domino's now. She's sick of eating Papa John's.
Allot of people blame Mackenzie Phillips for sleeping with her father. But, anyone who has ever grown up in a dysfunctional family knows that you always get the best toys when you sleep with your dad.
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