Brain-dead Jokes / Recent Jokes
mr brain-dead and mr heart-dead are hanging around. mr heart-dead says "the next woman coming along is mine... " then there comes an old woman and mr heart-dead snaps with his fingers.. the old woman dies by a heartattack. ok says mr brain-dead.. " the next is mine.. "
a few minutes later a blonde comes along and mr brain-dead snaps and snaps and snaps and...