Brainwash Jokes

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

How do you brainwash an Italian?Give him an enema.

HOW DO YOU BRAINWASH A BLONDE?
GIVE HER A DOUCHE THEN HOLD HER UPSIDE DOWN.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A. They can’t find the zipper.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A. Because red means “Stop, wrong hole. ”
Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.
Q. Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A. Cause their balls show.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized.
Q. How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A. Kick open the car door.
Q. What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A. Bucket seats.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. She’s been laid all over the country.
Q. What important questions does a blonde ask her mate before having more...