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DOS Beer:
Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the
directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in
an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is
divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed
separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are
going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available.
Mac Beer:
At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can.
Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical.
When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients
list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you
are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds
you to drag your empties to the trashcan.
Windows 3.1 Beer:
The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like
Mac Beer's. Requires that more...

A stunning blonde walks into a bar and orders a Coors.
She drinks it all down and then leans back and
passes out against the bar rail.
Then, all the male patrons of the bar proceed
to have sex with her.
She comes to, and walks out of the bar.
A stunned patron said to the bartender, Did you just see that?
Yea he said, she has been doing that for the past 6 weeks, every Friday night
The next Friday, the patron returns to see if he can get in on the action. The Blonde walks up to the bar and orders a Bud Light. Stunned, the bartender asks why the change in brands.
She says, Well, I like the taste of Coors, but every time I drink it, my pussy hurts the next day!