Braveheart Jokes

Here's what some of the rich and famous are saying about Mel Gibson's alleged anti-semitic remarks:

"That's nothing. He called me Kunta the whole time we were working together."

- Danny Glover, actor

"I don't believe it. Braveheart would never say such things. Stop lying about Braveheart."

- President George W. Bush

"Who's Andy Messem... Messemitic?"

- Anna Nicole Smith, TrimSpa spokeswoman

"Mel Gibson gives a bad name to actors and substance-abusers."

- Kelsey Grammar, sitcom star

"Whatever. He's like not hot anymore anyway."

- Paris Hilton, heiress and reality show personality

"Many people celebrate Hannukah, like Sandy Kou-fax, but many people don't, especially'Mad Max.'"

- Adam Sandler, comedian/musician