Braveheart Jokes / Recent Jokes
Here's what some of the rich and famous are saying about Mel Gibson's alleged anti-semitic remarks:
"That's nothing. He called me Kunta the whole time we were working together."
- Danny Glover, actor
"I don't believe it. Braveheart would never say such things. Stop lying about Braveheart."
- President George W. Bush
"Who's Andy Messem... Messemitic?"
- Anna Nicole Smith, TrimSpa spokeswoman
"Mel Gibson gives a bad name to actors and substance-abusers."
- Kelsey Grammar, sitcom star
"Whatever. He's like not hot anymore anyway."
- Paris Hilton, heiress and reality show personality
"Many people celebrate Hannukah, like Sandy Kou-fax, but many people don't, especially'Mad Max.'"
- Adam Sandler, comedian/musician