Brazil Jokes

A Brazilian couple were charged with the unauthorized practice of medicine after a woman who had liposuction in a blood-stained basement died.


The couple's lawyer defended his clients saying, "These immigrants are doing the illegal basement cosmetic surgeries that American fake doctors won't do."

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Brazil may be lightyears ahead on pubic waxing, but when it comes to smarts, they're right behind Alabama.
A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.
There's no joke here. I just love it when Darwin is proved right. I think the last words the guy heard before he died were, "I double dog dare you."