Brazilian Jokes

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.
The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed".
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to
the stranger sitting next to her and asked,......
"Wow that is really sad, how many is a Brazilian?"

What are Brazilian soccer fans called?
Brazil nuts.

A man was sitting in a cafeteria next to a blonde woman who was engrossed in her newspaper.
The bold headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed"
She shook her head at the sad news.
Then turning to the man she asked,
"How many is a Brazilian?"

A guy is sitting next to a blonde in a diner. She is reading a
newspaper and sobbing. The headline reads: "Twelve Brazilian
Soldiers Killed in Avalanche."
She turns to him and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

Brazil may be lightyears ahead on pubic waxing, but when it comes to smarts, they're right behind Alabama.
A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.
There's no joke here. I just love it when Darwin is proved right. I think the last words the guy heard before he died were, "I double dog dare you."