Breifcase Jokes

1) when you are tick or treating come in through the persons window with a knife and shout " TRICK OR TREAT! "
2) Take a bottle of alchohal and go up to a random person. Shout " The power of christ compells you! " and dump the alchohal on them.
3) While going through the drive through have a breifcase full of monopoloy money ready.whisper into the speaker something in a made up lanuage.Pull up to the window and hand them the breifcase.
4) Go up to someone and start following them.
when they ask you to stop say in a low voice " Death by turtle"
5) GO up to someone and pretend that you know them and talk on and on about your childhood (remember to include them) and then look at them and act really surprised then shout out "IMPOSTER!"