Brett Favre Jokes / Recent Jokes

Investigations are still underway about whether Brett Favre used a Packers-issued cell phone to contact the Vikings. Chances are he didn't, because Minnesota is a whole state away, and the Packers use Sprint.

Brett Favre announced his retire from the Minnesota Vikings and revealed his "post-football" plans.
Rather than returning to Mississippi as everyone expected, he surprised everyone by saying that he intends to stay in Minnesota and open a bakery with former Viking teammate, Adrian Peterson. Their specialty item will be...turnovers!

Brett Favre has reportedly been sending x-rays to the Minnesota Vikings. It seems like an unnecessary gesture since everyone can already see right through him.

Turns out Brett Favre is returning in a quest to get a second ring. And then a third, to complete the three-ring circus.

Thats right! The fickle flinger of pigskin has been honored with his own flavor.
Capricious Caramel!..One bite and you find yourself non-comittal, unsure and vague.
Ben and Jerry say the new flavor will be stocking their stores sometime this Aug..or Sept..some of it in Aug., some of it in Sept..or maybe next year.

Brett Favre has become a grandfather. Or maybe he hasn't. Or maybe he has. He's still not sure.

Brett Favre has said that he'd gladly take a game off in 2009 if his health were to become a hindrance to Minnesota's success. And you know Favre, he's a man of his word.