Brett Favre Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Minnesota Vikings have named Brett Favre a team captain. Which is nicer than what Packer fans call him.

Brett Favre said he plans to make his final decision about returning to the NFL by July 30. Of 2007.

Brett Favre has the top-selling jersey in the NFL. Though half of those sales come from Green Bay fans burning it.

Brett Favre admitted that he feels a little fatigue. He must be tired of reading all the stories about Brett Favre.

Florida football coach Urban Meyer, who had resigned for health and family reasons, changed his mind 20 hours later after an emotional team meeting, an hour of practice, and a telephone conversation with Brett Favre.

Brett Favre is reportedly dealing with ankle, knee, foot, hip, and groin issues. On the positive side, his uvula has never felt better.

The Vikings said they're a team of integrity and goals, and they want Brett Favre to give them a decision by the end of this week. Because Sunday is the start of their annual hooker boat party.