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What is brown, black and blue was found lying in a ditch? The last brunette that told a blonde joke in front of a blonde.

I've learned one thing about women," said the experienced one to his drinking companions. "You just can't trust a girl with brown eyes."
"It occurs to me," said one of his inebriated friends, "that I've been married nearly three years and I don't know what color eyes my wife has."
The second man finished his drink, climbed from his stool and hurried home to investigate this disturbing possibility. His wife was in bed asleep. He crept up to her and carefully lifted an eyelid.
"By God! Brown!" he exclaimed.
"How the hell did you know I was here?" said Brown, crawling out from under the bed.

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.
He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.
"I am." said the man.
"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"
The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."
"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.
"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

So thier was this guy name Sam.
He went into an elivator from the 1st floor.
On the second floor a Big guy name Tedd walked in.
Tedd said to sam 340lb. 6ft 9 inches turn AROUND.
Sam freake out and said WHAT THE FUCK!
Tedd said to Sam "I just ansered what everybody else askes me.
My weight my height and my name Turner Brown.

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.

Well Charlie Brown went past some models, two minutes later he went to see a friend. He said I think that I am alergic to girls, I have a lump in my pants.

Q.Whats french, brown and sticky? A. a french stick