"It Occurs To Me" joke

I've learned one thing about women," said the experienced one to his drinking companions. "You just can't trust a girl with brown eyes."
"It occurs to me," said one of his inebriated friends, "that I've been married nearly three years and I don't know what color eyes my wife has."
The second man finished his drink, climbed from his stool and hurried home to investigate this disturbing possibility. His wife was in bed asleep. He crept up to her and carefully lifted an eyelid.
"By God! Brown!" he exclaimed.
"How the hell did you know I was here?" said Brown, crawling out from under the bed.

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