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CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am vividly confronted with this fact every time my wife and I go out to a restaurant. When it gets to dessert, my wife usually orders the most chocolate-saturated dessert possible: It's the one called "Unstoppable Double-Fudge Chocolate Mudslide Explosion" or some such thing. I always wonder why anyone would want to eat anything that promises a catastrophic natural disaster in your mouth. The dark brown monstrosity arrives at the table, and my wife takes the first bite. Before the fork is even removed from her mouth, a small moan escapes her lips. Her eyes, previously perfectly aligned, first cross slightly and then faze completely, pupils dilating in pure chocolate pleasure before the eyelids clamp down in ecstasy. The hand not holding the fork clenches into a fist and starts pounding the table. The silverware rattles. After about six minutes of this, she finally manages to swallow more...
A rabbit was at the party. She was white and brown. She was usually just white. So everyone noticed that she was white and brown. They said why are you white AND brown? The rabbit said "oops!" I was eating putting it must of smuged!!!
There was three girls a brown head, a red head, and a blonde head. They where going to go on a hike in the desert and the brown head said she would take some food if they got hungry, the red head said she would bring water if they got thirsty, and the blonde head said she'd bring a car door........ so if they got hot she could roll down the window.
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says. I have seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately. I sure would like to get together with her!
Hugh replies Well Bill you know. .. Ever since our incident. her price has skyrocketed. Shes charging a small fortune. Bill said with a chuckle Hugh money is no object to me. What is her number? So Hugh gives Bill her number and bill sets up a date. They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy mumbling God... now I know why you chose the name Divine. To which she replies
Thank you Bill... And now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft.
CNN and The Washington Post both ran headlines stating that President Elect Obama is not Black. Duh! He's African-American. When did it become more politically correct to say black? No one who's Black is black. They're brown, chocolate, mocha, or golden brown, but they're not really black.
The next President's father came from Kenya. That makes Obama' more African-American than Jessie Jackson.
Maybe The Washington Post should post an online reader poll: Do you think Obama is: (1) a honky, or (2) a negroid?
A little guy got into an elevator and when he looked up, he saw a HUGE man standing next to him.
Noticing the little guy staring up at him, the huge man looked down and said, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds each testicle, Turner Brown."
The little guy immediately fainted and fell to the floor. The big guy knelt down and started slapping and shaking him to bring him to. "What wrong with you?" he asked the little guy.
Trembling, the little guy uttered in a very weak voice, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
"Well, when I saw the curious look on your face, I thought I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me," replied the huge man. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 pounds, have a 20 inch penis, each testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
"Oh, thank God!" exclaimed the little guy. "I thought you said turn around!"
Just after the biggest horse race of the year, the horses that came 2nd and 3rd meet up and discuss the replay of the race. The horse that came second, a grey horse, tells the other brown horse that he doesn't undersatnd why he lost. "I was winning for most of the race, I got well ahead of everyone else and onto the last straight, when all of a sudden that black horse comes out of nowhere and blows me out of the water! I just don't understand." Just then, a dog wanders up to the horses and says "Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. I noticed that you had that large lead at the start of the race and knew straight away you were going to lose, you need to pace yourself, and because the black horse conserved his energy, but stayed just close enough to you throughout, he was able to beat you on the straight with great ease". The dog walks off and the two horses look at each other all confused. There is a short pause and the brown horse says more...