"What Did You Say?" joke
A little guy got into an elevator and when he looked up, he saw a HUGE man standing next to him.
Noticing the little guy staring up at him, the huge man looked down and said, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds each testicle, Turner Brown."
The little guy immediately fainted and fell to the floor. The big guy knelt down and started slapping and shaking him to bring him to. "What wrong with you?" he asked the little guy.
Trembling, the little guy uttered in a very weak voice, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
"Well, when I saw the curious look on your face, I thought I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me," replied the huge man. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 pounds, have a 20 inch penis, each testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
"Oh, thank God!" exclaimed the little guy. "I thought you said turn around!"
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