Brunet Jokes

There are three women, one is a blonde one is a brunet and one is a red head. They are all on execution.The guard brings the brunet up to the executioner. He askes do you have any last words? She says No.Then the executioner shouts ready...aim... EARTHQUAKE! screams the brunet, everyone looks around and she ecscapes. Then the angry guard gets the red head. The executioner askes her the same thing.She says No then the executioner yells ready...aim...and then the red head shouts TORNADO! Everyone looks around and she escapes too. By then the blonde understands why the two other women were screaming. Then the executioner asks the same question and she also says No then he yells ready...aim...and the blonde yells FIRE!

There was a blond, a brunet, and a red head waiting to get shot for their wrong doing. When the brunet was about to be shot she yelled tornado. Everyone looked back and she ran away. When the red head was about to be shot she yelled huricane. Everyone looked back and she ran away. When the blond was about to be shot she yelled fire, and they shot her.

there was a blonde a brunet and a redhead.they are all driving to the hospital because all were pregnant.
the redhead says,"im gonna have a boy." the brunet says,"im gonna have a girl" then the blonde starts crying and says,"im having puppies!!"

There are 3 girls, a brunet, a red head, and a blonde they are all in a car and they are going for a bushwalk, so the red head gets out of the car with her drink bottle, the brunet does the same thing, and then the blonde gets out of the car and also takes her drink bottle and she cuts of the door of the car and takes it with her. Then the red head asks her, "Why did you take off the car door? " the blonde replied, "Because, when I get cold I can just wind the window up, and when I get hot I can wind the window down! ".

a blonde and a brunet fell off a cliff witch one hit the ground first?
the brunet because the blonde had to stop for direction.