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There are 3 girls, a brunet, a red head, and a blonde they are all in a car and they are going for a bushwalk, so the red head gets out of the car with her drink bottle, the brunet does the same thing, and then the blonde gets out of the car and also takes her drink bottle and she cuts of the door of the car and takes it with her. Then the red head asks her, "Why did you take off the car door? " the blonde replied, "Because, when I get cold I can just wind the window up, and when I get hot I can wind the window down! ".

Once there was a red head, brunet, and a blonde. They decided to swim the Atlantic Ocean using the breaststroke. They started their voyage.
2 days later the brunet and redhead show up.
Then a whole 3 weeks later the blonde shows up. They asked her why she took so long.
She said "I think they cheated. I think they used their arms."

there was this blonde, brunet, and a red head they had to swim a 100 meter lake.the red head swims arcoss and said that was along way the brunet said said the same .then the blonde swims 50 miles and said im tired and swam back!!!

there was 3 girls on a island one brunet one red and one blonde they were stuck on the island a genie appiers and grants th em all 1 wish each the brunet wished to leav the island so did the red head the blonde wished to be with her 2 best friends on a island so they were stuck on the island

There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"

There were these three women. One blonde, one red, and one brunet. They were all about to be shot. One by one. When the brunet came up, the man asked "Do you have any last words before you die?"
The brunet said "No."
Then the man said, "Ok. Ready, aime..."
then before the man could finish the bunet yelled, "Earthquake!!" Then everyone ran and so escaped. Then when the red head came up, the man said, "Do you have any last words before you die?"
The red head said, "No."
Then the man said, "Ok. Ready, aime..."
then before the man could finish the red head yelled, "Tornando!!" Then everyone ran and the red head escaped. Then when the blonde came up, the man said, "Do you have any last words before you die?"
The blonde said, "No."
Then the man said, "Ok. Ready, aime..."
then before the man could finish the blonde yelled, "FIRE!!"

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You take out the pin and throw it back.
A blonde and a brunet jump off a buliding, who hits the ground first? The brunet, because the blonde has too ask for directions