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theres 3 nasa guys and they bring in a blond, brunet and, a red head and the nasa guys ask the red head if u could go to any planet what would it be.the red head replied Saturn . why asked the nasa people the red head replied because i want to see the tings. the brunet comes in and the nasa guys ask the same the same thing brunet answers mars because some say theres eternal life there .the blond comes in and the people ask the same thing the blond replies the sun the nasa people say you know theres cause of death there the blond replies are u guys dumb i would go at night

Two brunets and a blonde are lost in a dessert and they find a genie lamp the genie says they can have one wish each the first brunet wishes to go home the second brunet wishes to be in a five star hotel in Florida and the blonde says i'm lonely i want the other two back.

There was a blond, a brunet, and a red head waiting to get shot for their wrong doing. When the brunet was about to be shot she yelled tornado. Everyone looked back and she ran away. When the red head was about to be shot she yelled huricane. Everyone looked back and she ran away. When the blond was about to be shot she yelled fire, and they shot her.

there was a blonde a brunet and a redhead.they are all driving to the hospital because all were pregnant.
the redhead says,"im gonna have a boy." the brunet says,"im gonna have a girl" then the blonde starts crying and says,"im having puppies!!"

a blonde, a red head and a brunet go to a desert. the red head asked the brunet what she is taking and she said a fan incase i get hot. the brunet asked the red head what she was taking and she said water incase i get thirsty. then they asked the blonde and she said i am taking a car door so i can roll down the window incase i get hot!!

A blonde, brunet and red head are competing in a swim race. They are told it is Brestroke.
The brunet comes in 1st 1 hour after the start. then 2nd is the red head an hour after the brunet. and last, the blonde comes in six hours later.
in an interview with the blonde after the race, the reporter asks,: " why were you so later after the other competers??"
the blond replies: " not meaning to be a bad sport but i think the other girls used their legs and arms!!!"
Ha Ha Ha- Brestroke- BRESTroke- BOOB_ BREST!!! HA HA

A blonde, brunet, and red head all went to heaven. When they entered the one rule for them to follow was to never step on a duck. Well the problem was that there was ducks everywhere. If you did step on a duck then you were chained to the uglyiest man in heaven. Well one day sure enough the blonde steps on a duck and she is chained to the uglyiest man in heaven. Well the brunet and the red head are getting along good. But one day the brunet steps on a duck and is chained to the second uglyiest man in heaven. Well after that the red head is espicially carefull and she never does step on a duck. But one day sudenly a very handsome man is chained to her and she asks what did I do to get such a privalige? And the man says I steped on a duck.