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There are three women, one is a blonde one is a brunet and one is a red head. They are all on execution.The guard brings the brunet up to the executioner. He askes do you have any last words? She says No.Then the executioner shouts ready...aim... EARTHQUAKE! screams the brunet, everyone looks around and she ecscapes. Then the angry guard gets the red head. The executioner askes her the same thing.She says No then the executioner yells ready...aim...and then the red head shouts TORNADO! Everyone looks around and she escapes too. By then the blonde understands why the two other women were screaming. Then the executioner asks the same question and she also says No then he yells ready...aim...and the blonde yells FIRE!

There are three women a red head, a blonde, and a brunet. They are swimming in a race up the Nile River. The swim they have to do is the breast stroke. One hour after the race starts the red head finishes first. One hour after the red head the brunet finishes. One week later the blonde finishes and tells the offical, "Not to be mean, but I think those girls used their hands."

thier were three people that jumped out of a plane a blond santa clause and a brunet whick one landed first? the brunet because it is the only one true

a blond was living with a brunet the brunet was in the lounge, and the bond came in and said "this yogart is off" and the brunet replied "thats not yogort thats mayonase"

There were three women 2 brunets and a blonde. 1 brunet went down the slide and said money and she landed in money. the second brunet went down and said naked men and she landed in a pile of naked men and did it with them. The blonde went down and said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and she landed in wee.