Brunettes Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short? - So brunettes can understand them Why do brunettes tell blonde jokes? - What else are they gonna do on friday nights? Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? - It matches there mustache! What do u call a good lookin man with a brunette? - A hostage! Whats a brunettes mateing call??? - Are the blondes gone yet? What do brunettes miss most about great parties? - The invitation! What do u call a brunette in a room full of blondes?? - Invisible! Why do brunettes show their dark hair color? - It doesn’t show the dirt. What do you call something black and blue in a ditch? - A Brunette that told too many blonde jokes.

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great
time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in
fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of
them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered... YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER

So the brunettes sit on the bottom section and the blonds sit on the top. The brunettes are laughing and having a good time as they're riding the bus, and one brunette says "wow the blonds are really quiet I better go check on them." So she goes up to the top and the blonds are stairing silently forward, holding the rails with white knuckles. The brunette asks whats wrong, we're all fine downstairs, and one blond looks up and says "well thats because you have a driver."

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage

A blonde and two brunettes are hanging on ropes that are 45 above the ground. One of the brunettes ropes are about to break so she moves her hand across the rope too hold the two breaking points together. She does it sucessfully so then the blone was so proud of her bravery that she decides to calp for her.