Brunettes Jokes

Several dozen brunette, redhead, and blonde guys were facing execution via firing squad. The firing squad took the brunettes first, and the leader said "Ready, aim... " at which point the brunettes yelled "Earthquake!!!".
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out whether there was an earthquake or not, the brunette guys all took off and escaped. Undaunted, the firing squad took the redheads next, and the leader again said "Ready, aim... " at which point the redheads
yelled "Tornado!!!".
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out which direction the tornado was coming from, the redhead guys all took off and escaped. The firing squad took the blonde guys last, and by now the blondes had it all figured out; when the right time came just yell out the name of some natural disaster. So when the firing squad leader said "Ready, aim... ", the blonde guys more...

2 BLONDES AND 2 BRUNETTES WERE ON A PLANE AND THEN SUDDENLY FELL OUT. TO SURViVE THEY HAD TO HANG ON TO A ROPE. THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THEY WERE WEiGHiNG THE PLANE DOWN AND 2 PEOPLE HAD TO LET GO.THE BRUNETTES WERE OLDER THEN THE BLONDES AND SED YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR WHOLE LiVES AHEAD OF YOU, WE WiLL LET GO. THE BLONDES WERE SO TOUCHED BY THiS SPEECH THAT THEY BEGAN TO CLAP.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black more...

Q: What Do you call a Brunette standing between 2 Blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a Blonde standing between 2 Brunettes?
A: Mental Block.

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