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a blonde, brunnet, and red head go to the carnival.A magician pops out and says look into this magic mirror and if you tell the truth you will be showered with riches, but if you tell a lie you will dispear.The red head says"I have the most beutiful hair"POOF she was gone.The brunnet said "I have the most beautiful face"POOF she was gone.The blonde says "I think... "POOF she was gone.

there once was a brunnet walking on the railroad tack saying "49,49,49." Well a blonde drove by wondering what this crazy girl was doing, so she parked her car and got on the tracks behind the brunnet. A train was coming and the brunnet got off the tracks but the blonde stayed on the tracks, and she got hit by the train. Well the brunnet got back on the track this time she was saying "50,50,50." She was counting how many dumd blondes there were

one day a brunnet a redhead and a blonde were stranded on an island becouse there car stopped so they started to look around to see if they could find a way out so the brunnet took some food the redheadhed took some water and the dumb blonde took the car door the redhead and the blonde asked the brunnet why she took some food she said; ii case i get hungry and the brunnet and the dumb blonde asked the redhead why she brought water she answered; in case i get thirsty and so the brunnet and the redhead turned around and asked the dumb blonde why she took the car door and she answered; in case i get hot.