Buddy Jokes / Recent Jokes
1. You take more pride in your number of stars than you do your GPA.2. You find yourself calling your friends at school "Rufio" and "pandapooky".3. You refer to yourself in real life as your YT name.4. When someone asks a lot of questions to you, you say, "You're a real Falconwing!"5. You are Falconwing.6. You buy a YT t-shirt.7. You buy 1000 YT t-shirts and give them away to your school/workplace.8. You write a newspaper article or report on Buddy.9. Your closest friends have names like jesusfreek and envethis.10.You refer to buddy as your god.
A couple of drinkin buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged over and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel and that will give you a buzz." So they decide to try the jet fuel, they get trashed and have a good old time like only drinkin buddies can do. The following morning one of them wakes up and is afraid to sit up for fear his head will explode from the awful hangover he's going to have. He gets up and feels good, in fact he feels GREAT! NO HANGOVER! The phone rings and it's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey how are you feeling this morning? I'm actually feeling really good!" The buddy says, "Me too! I feel great! Man that jet fuel is great stuff! No hangover...we ought to do this more often!" "Yeah, we could but there's just one thing...." "What's that?" more...
This fellow was walking down the street, when he met his buddy.
His buddy had two black eyes, so he said to him, "How did you get
those two black eyes?"
"Well, we were in church Sunday, and when we stood up to sing a
hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up in her buns.
So, being the gentleman I am, I reached down, and pulled the
dress free. She turned around, and hit me between the eyes," he
replied.
His friend said, "You mean to tell me that woman hit you so hard
it blacked both eyes?"
"No, said his friend, but when we stood back up to sing another
hymn, I tucked it back up in there for her."
This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last night."
His buddy says, "Well then, tell me what happened."
The guy says, "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch."
She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "Of course, you can," and shut the door."
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends’ home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms - calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and it seemed they were still very much in love. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, “I think it’s wonderful that, after all the years you’ve been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names. ” The old man hung his head. “I have to tell you the truth, he said. “I forgot her name about ten years ago.
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis.
"Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing."
Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football.
"Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing!"
Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well more...