Bumpers Jokes / Recent Jokes

Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She'd bump the car in front, then back-up and strike the car behind her. This went on about 2 minutes.
I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was declined though. She said, "Why have bumpers if you're not going to use them once in a while?"

Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She'd bump the car in front, then back-up and strike the car behind her. This went on about 2 minutes.I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was declined though. She said, "Why have bumpers if you're not going to use them once in a while?"

I just heard an announcer on the radio that said, "those New Yorkers are really tough people. They had a bumper sticker made up for the Democrats, that is on the rear bumpers of huge amounts of cars. It reads,

"RUN HILLARY RUN"...

However, the Republican's are putting it on their FRONT BUMPERS.

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!