Bunch Jokes / Recent Jokes

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure Ive heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Many folks have written with perfectly plausible explanations about why merchants take my phone number on a credit card charge. What these fail to address, however, is that if I'm perpetrating a fraud in the use of this credit card, I'm not about to give out a correct phone number. They make no effort to validate the phone number before I leave, so what they're doing is collecting the phone numbers of a bunch of honest people. Now then... Why are they collecting the phone numbers of a bunch of honest people? I once asked why you are asked for your phone number when using your charge cards. The clerk explained that theives have been caught because they stupidly put down THEIR home phone number, not the phone number of the person who "owned" the card.

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.
The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted.

4 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving?
A policeman.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak.
There is a Mexican, a French, a Italian, and an American. Their boat was getting too heavy so they decided to throw off some cargo. The Frenchmen tossed off a bottle of wine. All the others yelled, "What are you doing?"
He replied, "We have too many of these in our country."
Next, the Italian threw off a pizza. All the others yelled, "What are you doing?"
He replied, "We got too many of these in our country."
After that the Mexican threw off a bunch of tacos. All the others yelled, "What are you doing?"
He replied, "We have too many of these in our country."
Finally, the American had a turn to throw of some cargo. He threw off the Mexican. All the others yelled, "What are you doing?"
He replied, "We have too many of those in our country."

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.

Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the street vendor.

"I haven''t got a wife," replied the young man.

"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."

"I don''t have a sweetheart, either."

"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pricks on the outside!