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What do you call whites runing down a hill? An avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of blacks runing down a hill? A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A jailbreak.
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked." Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied. The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked." I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!
Three nuns were talking.......
The first nun said "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines"
"What did you do?", the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, " Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?", they asked
"I poked holes in all of them!", she replied.
The third nun fainted.
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, a husband was met at the door by his upset wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute. Listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both the house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys."
The druggist continued, "Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got here, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, more...
What do you call a bunch of white people pushing a car up a hill?
- White power
What do you call a bunch of black people pushing a car up a hill?
- Black power
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
- Grand theft auto
Web Site joke submission from George Wilkie
from Humble, TX USA (usr28-dialup12.mix1.bloomington.mci.net)
on 6/2/1998 22:41:50