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You, and 2 of your friends got killed and were sent to heaven, where there was only one rule. You could not ever step on the white bunny rabbit. So, you and 1 of your friends are walking along and see your other friend making out with this really ugly person! The 2 of you ask your friend why he/she is making out with this ugly person.

The friend says, "I stepped on the white bunny rabbit".
Then later, you and your friend that had stepped on the white bunny rabbit were walking along and saw your other friend making out with an even wrost looking person!! The 2 of you ask your friend why he/she is making out with this ugly person.

The friend says, I stepped on the white bunny rabbit".

Now, the 2 friends who stepped on the white bunny rabbit are walking and see YOU making out with this beautiful model! The 2 friends ask you how you managed to get her/him.

The model then turned around and says, "I stepped on the white more...

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and more...

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit."Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.""It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and find out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you.""Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're more...