Bunny Jokes / Recent Jokes
on day santa clause, the toothfaire, and the easter bunny walked up to ahotel to rent a room. the lady at the counter said the only room they had left was the honted house room, and santa clause says "any room will do thank you" and when they got to the room santa clause went to the bathroom while the toothfarie and the easter bunny put there bags up well when they started to open the closet door the closet said "im the ghoust from beanie whenie you open this closet ill chop off your whenie.well when santa clause came out of the bathroom he seen the bags lieing and the floor and went to put them in the closet well when he went to open the closet it said"im the ghoust from beanie whenie you open that closet ill chop off your whenie" santa clause said" im the ghoust from christmas pass you come out that closet ill kick your ass.
Q: What happens when you pour boiling water on a bunny?
A: A hot cross-buniken!
A bear walks up to a little white bunny and asks him "do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?", the little bunny replies "no not really". So the bear took the bunny and wiped his ass with it.
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12: 42am. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming... Foul play has not been ruled out.
Once upon a time there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I`m terribly sorry. I didn`t mean to hurt you. I`ve been blind since birth, so, I can`t see where I`m going. In fact, since I`m also an orphan, I don`t even know what I am." "It`s quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you`ll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you`re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and more...