Burrows Jokes

Six buddies were playing poker when Jones loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
To show respect for their fallen comrade, the remaining five continue playing standing up.
Winters looks around and says, "So, which one of us is going to tell his wife?"
They draw straws. Burrows picks the shortest one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it already is.
"Discreet? Guys, I'm the most discreet man you'll ever meet," Burrows says. "Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
He goes over to the Jones house and rings the doorbell. The wife answers and asks what he wants.
"Your husband just lost $500 playing poker and he's afraid to come home," he says.
"TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" she screams.
"OK," Burrows replies, "I'll go tell him."