Bussiness Jokes

Question:
One day a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, a business man, and a bussiness woman were walking down the street. There is a 20 dollar bill on the ground, who picks it up?
Answer: No one. The bussiness man and woman were to busy talking, the dumb blond thought it was a candy rapper and there is no such thing as a smart blonde.

A man goes on a bussiness trip to Japan and has a mint home
with a jappinease servant. She only speaks Japanese though.
One night he was doin' her when she screams shakki. The
next day he goes golfing with bilingual friends and
gets a hole in one. He screams shakki. His fiend says
why did you yell wrong hole.
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